Best sitcom and comedian ever...exactly what a sitcom is supposed to be. I've never heard anyone diss Seinfeld in my life and that's fucking awesome! The main characters are Jerry, the cereal addict; George, the loser with absolutely nothing going for him (my favorite character); Elaine, a woman who suprisingly doesn't have any female friends; Kramer, the hysterical dolt. Don't diss Seinfeld, if you haven't seen any episode out of it's 9 seasons, GO AND WATCH THEM!!!
George: How much do you tip a chamber made?
Guy: Hm...5 bucks a night?
George: 5 bucks a night! 2 and the absolute most!
Guy: Get outta here!
Guy: Hm...5 bucks a night?
George: 5 bucks a night! 2 and the absolute most!
Guy: Get outta here!
by Quartux (Tyler) August 18, 2005
Mom: Matt go do your homework!
Me: No mom Seinfeld is on. I will just tell my teacher I didn't finish it because Seinfeld was on. She/he will understand.
Mom: Oh, OK.
Me: No mom Seinfeld is on. I will just tell my teacher I didn't finish it because Seinfeld was on. She/he will understand.
Mom: Oh, OK.
by Matt. H. April 16, 2005
by caitlin c. August 16, 2006
A disease characterized by the constant mentioning of Seinfeld scenes after anything remotely similar occurs in the vicinity of the sufferer.
Mary's Seinfelditis rose to new heights when she was watching an episode of Friends and said, "Joey and Chandler remind me of Kramer."
by Lisa J. Gunner January 26, 2009
Television Show, Situation Comedy, in Syndication
Often thought of as a show about nothing, it really is a show about everything.
Often thought of as a show about nothing, it really is a show about everything.
by Kimberly VH July 30, 2006
Seinfeld represents the genius of man.
by Baraconda February 19, 2007
An abbreviation for the name 'Jerry Seinfeld' when said, musch comes to mind. Nothing. Superman...ect. He made the best show of the century. Very sarcastic
by Lucy Diamond May 2, 2004