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Walmart Security

A person who greets you when you enter Walmart, who later on checks you upon leaving to make sure you haven't got 4 bottles of Robitussin as opposed to 3.
"Excuse me sir, I'm going to have to see your receipt."
by Walmart Security July 15, 2005
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Security Pursuit

To suddenly get into a pursuit while shopping cart racing in a store, that involves heavy use of security guards chasing you in order to stop you from shopping cart racing.
1: That was a great race huh?
2: You bet! Oh shit, security guards! Hurry move MOVE MOVE!!
3: Hopefully they didn’t set up the Roadblocks by now. We can probably escape this security pursuit!
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
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Give Me Your Social Security Number

Put your digits in the comments.

Nah just kidding GMYSSN is just a classic internet joke that's sometimes not a joke
Youtuber(Seemingly Joking): Give Me Your Social Security Number
Comments: 123456789
Youtuber(Ded Serious): The REAL ones >:
Comments(Crying): #########
by TNWii.Erlyacss November 3, 2020
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Homeland Security

A federal agency established after 9/11/2001 to carry on the work of the terrorists. They help us fear nature by taking over FEMA and diverting funds that would have been spent on hurricane relief to equip meter maids with assault rifles. Constant reminders to "report suspicious behavior" to the police have made us fear each other and criminalized social anxiety disorder. Thanks to their fine efforts, being too shy to ask a girl for sex is now as likely to get you investigated as asking a girl for sex.
If you want to know why you feel insecure blame Homeland Security.
by Len Bakerloo June 16, 2018
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Security Steve

Security Steve was head security on the show Jeremy Kyle. He now works at primark earning £5 an hour.
Hey Security Steve, how is Primark and Poundland?
by Jeremy Kyle's Security May 19, 2019
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Terrorizing Some Americans with pedophile professionals
Transportation Security Administration employs agressive faggots, pederasts or pedophiles, who perceive children as sexual objects for themselves or others
by NO Freedom And Groping January 27, 2013
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FNaF: Security Breach

FNaF: Security Breach is a new entry into the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise, released in December 17 2021 by Scott Cawthon and built/developed by Steel Wool Studios.
It's the first official FNaF game to be fully free-roam, and is by far the BIGGEST FNaF game ever released in terms of budget and time being developed. (It is also the sequel to Five Nights At Freddy's VR Help Wanted)

The game's official price is currently around $40 and provides around 10 hours of gameplay (or around 13 hours if you were to beat all the endings).

In the game you play as Gregory, a young boy trapped inside of Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex (which is a giant frikin' mall). And the point of the game is to survive until 6 AM until the doors reopen again and Gregory can escape.
Have you seen the new FNaF: Security Breach game??? 👁️👄👁️
by FlooferLand January 3, 2022
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