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male secretary

A person of the male gender who performs the work of a secretary.

Also see Administrative Professional.
That new male secretary was an excellent addition to the office staff!
by Hot Wings are Life July 16, 2017
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Secretary on my balls

The mime action of typing, but with palms turned up, as though the fondling of one's balls was being performed by a secretary. Popularized by alternate lyrics in Kanye West's hit song "Stronger."
Let's get lost tonight, you can be my black Kate Moss tonight, play secretary on my balls tonight...
by Moosecock82 March 11, 2011
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gsheilds's work secretary

A female that will go out of her way to do your dirty work.
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dutyworker
heather went out of her way to do jim, the boss's dirty work.
Boss: wow gsheilds's work secretary is really stepping up to the plate cleaning the table, and sucking the loli's
by fcsbcms4life July 9, 2010
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Company Secretary

A Company Secretary is a senior position in a private sector company or public sector organisation, Also known as Compliance Officers, it is one of the positions that is a part of the key managerial personnel of any Company. Instagram @mission.cs
Company Secretary- one of the key managerial person in a company
by Mission CS November 27, 2021
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porno secretary

An otherwise pretty girl who wears nerdy/ugly glasses like the sterotypical secretary in cheesey 1970s' porno films; when she whips those glasses off, the prudish nerd vanishes to reveal a sultry sexy kitten, ready to pounce. It's analogous to Clark Kent turning into Superman just by taking off his glasses.
Jenny chose her new glasses to try and make guys take her more seriously by trying to tone down her attractiveness, but they've only made look like a porno secretary.
by Rogue_Elephant1 May 22, 2011
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5 minute secretary break

The act in which someone spends more time than usual in the restroom because in the process of relieving themselves, they also use the time to check social media.
Girl 1: Damn girl, what took you so long in the bathroom?

Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.
by ~*k!LLa*K*~ August 19, 2016
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secretary

A position filled by a female that has no other purpose except to perform specific duties for the boss or president of the company. ie: sucking, fucking, and bending over the table...
Boss: Sara, why don't you come into my office and file some papers for me.
Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in...
by Renaissance Man June 26, 2005
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