Seam-Scratch

When you are too lazy to pull up your jean or sweatpant leg, so you just use the stitching of the pant leg to scratch an itch.

Pat: No! These long-johns don't have any stitching! I'll never be able to Seam-Scratch again!

by Jimmer LEz February 14, 2012

Scrotal Seam

The seam that holds your scrotum together...duh

i will bite your scrotal seam open

by Sackattackfromtheback September 16, 2010

fuzzy seam

The area of skin between the scrotum and the anus (male) or the vaginal opening and the anus (female) having which the abundance of hair and underwear lint of which usually causes chafing resulting in a pink, sore, shiny, and fuzzy mess.

After my soccer game, I straddled the mirror on my bathroom floor and gave my fuzzy seam a once over with the three-finger swipe. -Smell THAT!

by Doug JNeal October 4, 2006

licking the seam

When one naked male lies flat on his back, with his legs folded against his chest so that his feet are situated behind his head, and has his partner lick the seam that runs down the centerline between his anus and testicular region.

"Christian was licking the seam of Raj up and down to the beat of Toxic by Britney Spears last night, while Cristian masturbated in the corner."

by Darren McLean February 2, 2007

ween seam

the line of skin that runs underneath your penis.

Stacy I told you to lick up my ween seam! Not my balls!

by Timmer! December 17, 2005

porn seam

That part of the internet that you get to after a session of porn mining and you just keep getting great porn.

Usually you can get these when you find a page that shows a porn directory or you work out that you can replace part of the url with another number and get more pages of porn

OMG I just been browsing for 2 mins and I hit a porn seam!

by nigelporn March 4, 2009

Playing with the seams

To discretely fondle ones netherbits in public.

Look Cybele is totally playing with the seams in the grocery store.

by Cybele_kiss April 14, 2014