chunky seamen

The liquid slurry resulting from a chick vomiting at the moment of ejaculation, while receiving the hymdick maneuver in an attempt to revive her from her unconscious drunken stupor.

I just mixed up some epic chunky seamen with Lisa while she was passed out on Brett's couch.

by ZumZoom May 25, 2016

merchant seamen

A person who sells their seamen. Sometimes to random people on the side of the street.

So, Carl is a merchant seamen.
I just bought just bought a test tube babyfrom a seamen merchant.

by Matt Carroll, Ringo Starr January 9, 2009

seamen's snack

one who ejackulates in a bag of skittles and gives the rest to his friends. , jizz coated candies

the other day i had skittles that i was gunna throw out but instead i gave my little brother a "seamen's snack"

by billo sommerer March 28, 2008

Sheep seamen

A tearm used by "niggaz" to describe a form of illegal substance

Hey dog you got the sheep seamen

by Cowcuck October 30, 2020

seamen

people who work/live on a nautical craft

oh look, there is some seamen

by georgina32 September 18, 2023

seamen proctor

a man who likes men and Gorillaz

Jimmy:your such a seamen proctor
sawyer:thanks babe<3

by not seamen proctor September 1, 2022

Shrimping With The Seamen

When 2 men ejaculate into each others asses and then enjoy a shrimp cocktail together dipping the shrimp into the freshly ejaculated filled asshole.

After an intense figure skating competition Roy and his partner Simon relaxed on the couch with a nice Shrimping with the Seamen.

by WhYsOs3riOuS? February 6, 2024