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Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise

A beaner goes fishing and snags a sea turtle in the fishing net. The beaner watches a porno with the turtle, the sea turtle then gets a boner. The mexican whacks off the turtle and then the turtle ejaculates its sperm into a local camel's mouth. The camel swishes it in its mouth, then spits it into the beaner's mouth. The beaner takes a road trip with hs family then poops out a load of cum and intestinal liquids. A wildebeest jumps on the beaners family, kiling them instantly. The beaner eats calamari with ketchup/mayo and then eats out a bears vagina, then asshole.
Hola Amigo! Let's perform the Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise!
by Osama llama March 15, 2010
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awkward sea turtle

the words and hand motion that replaces the moment of awkward silence between 2 or more people in a conversation.
Bob and I were talking about our shoe sizes...It was so awkward sea turtle!
by Berry Halls October 3, 2007
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sea-turtle

When on the beach and needing to purge from too much alcohol, crawl away from your friends, faceplant into the sand, and vomit. Then cover your mess with sand, crawl over it, and repeat as necessary. Actions mimic those of a swimming sea turtle.
Did you drink too much? You look a little green.
Yeah, I need to sea-turtle. Be right back.

Yeah, I'm going to sea-turtle. Be right back.
by mocyeah88 August 12, 2015
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Sea Turtled

Being abandoned by the father before the child is born
Kid 1: "Hey where's your dad?"
Kid 2: "I don't have a dad."
Kid 1: "He sea turtled you?
by Jaywolf209 September 25, 2015
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sea turtle me

When she has her partner place his flacid penis that resembles a sea turtle head in her mouth and allows the turtle (penis to get erect) inside.
by Definition magician April 9, 2021
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sea turtle ass

A large chunk of fat or skin that covers someone butt, comparable to a sea turtles shell.
by Pizzawithcheese5 September 12, 2021
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Sea turtle

When you make your sexual partner suck your strap on dildo so deep they gag and choke like a sea turtle choking on plastic in the sea
I sea turtled georgina last night. The bitch was choking on it like a turtle chokes on plastic in the sea
by The Chief Big T March 27, 2025
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