slipendictomy

This is a pseudo-medical procedure in which a male vertebrate from the phylum chordata inserts his phallus into a complimentary female's vagina.

Dude, I had to perform a slipendictomy on this girl today, she was alright.

by Weiping February 12, 2007

slipery sloth

when a man and woman have saez by a man inserting his foot into her vagina

man i realy want to get a slipery sloth today.

by lilz November 30, 2005

Seline

gorgeous Philippino who loves pringles and toaster strudel. His a rockin hot body, is usually found around tall, white men. A seline is always the life of the party, even though she tends to disappear a lot. She is an amzing girl who is a great listener but watch out, she's got some attitude. A Seline is pretty much the shit.

Yo man, did you see the Seline? She's the shit!

by brickergurl November 3, 2010

selfpenetrator

1. noun - a person who is so narcissistic that, if it were possible, would have sexual intercourse with themselves

2. verb - selfpenetrating - the act of being overly and unnecessarily narcissistic

1. (noun) Ronnie, who kisses his reflection in the mirror every morning after he dresses, is a complete selfpenetrator.

2. (verb.) Jenny is in the girls bathroom gazing at herself in the mirror, flipping her hair and puckering her lips and is other words selfpenetrating.

by pandarex November 24, 2009

Slipendictomy

To stealthily insert one's member into one's partner's orifice, typically occurring in the morning.

I woke up with a raging boner and only 20 minutes to get ready for work. Foreplay would take too long and waking my partner would be bothersome. If I was to deswell my throbbing member, it was critical that I perform the slipendictomy quickly.

by Meatymuff January 27, 2016

Slipe

To slipe - a dog shuffling along the ground on two legs, scraping its arse on the floor to clear blocked anal glands. The equivalent of a good human scratch, usually caused after too much rich food.

Someone stop Rover quickly, he's about to slipe all over the priceless Persian carpet!

by Tristram Smith April 4, 2016

Shlipenshlimer

Pronounced Shh-Lip-In-Shh-Lie-Mur

1. A teacher or other person of authority who engages in sexual activity with sheep.

Stephanie: I heard a "Baa" coming from Dr. Honadues office.

Jesse: Yeah that's because he's a fucking shlipenshlimer!

by Mister Darko August 17, 2006