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Velvet Scrunchie

Tom loved to bang his girlfriend Rachel. He loved nothing more than to inject his beef stick deep in her Velvet Scrunchie.
by Eaton Holgoode September 26, 2014
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Scrunchie

The essential tool for that sloppy toppy, Samsung spin cycle, goose neck gluck gluck 9000 for that special uncooked spaghetti noodle.
Man 1: How was she last night?
Man 2: She forgot her scrunchie...
Man 1: I understand... better luck next time.
by MandLscreation February 1, 2021
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scrunchie

a type of hairband that is fluffy and big
look at my new scrunchie isn't it so cute?
by icherishme November 27, 2021
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Bristle Scrunchie

A bristle scrunchie is the metal the separates a paint brushes bristles and the handle.
Aw man! I got paint all over the bristle scrunchie! It used to be shiny, but now, it’s covered in paint.
by CEO of the SRP May 7, 2021
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On September 26 it is national give someone your scrunchies day so if someone asks let them have it whether they are your boyfriend best friend crush or just a friend!!!
“Hey can I have your scrunchie?” “YES! Of course it’s national give someone your scrunchie day !
by Hehe I wuv u September 25, 2019
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Blow job scrunchie

When a girl is giving a blow job and her hair gets in the way and she has to put it up quickly to get back to her business. She puts her hair up with a blow job scrunchie. Durable way of putting hair up for added input to head movements
I was in the car with Stephanie and she was giving me a blowjob. Her hair kept getting in the way. She stopped and put hair up and continued sucking! I love blow job scrunchies
by Spanky Monkey November 30, 2019
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Sunchies

aka the sex munchies. The feeling of intense hunger one gets after a sexual encounter. To have a case of the sunchies one must usually preform for long periods of time or in physically draining positions. The only cure is immediate food intake.
My girlfriend wanted to cuddle after sex but I told her my sunchies were too bad. She made me some food in hope that I would stop whining about starving to death.
by Mavymav February 25, 2011
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