Schadenfreude

Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken

Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in

Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"

Straight-A students getting Bs

Exes getting STDs

Waking doormen from their naps

Watching tourists reading maps

Football players getting tackled

CEOs getting shackled

Watching actors never reach the ending of their oscar speech!

"Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for!"

by Luke Wehner June 23, 2004

Schaared

A co-worker is notorious for staying long past scheduled shift time, which often results in later scheduled employees leaving before he does. It is referred to as "being Schaared."

Dude, you've been Schaared!
If you don't leave soon, you're gonna be Schaared!

by dfjdlfjsFODfffsdjkfhasd;kljfol June 30, 2017

Schadenfreude

1) taking pleasure in other people's pain

Taylor: Schadenfreude, Kanye!

by Yasmine1427 April 20, 2010

schadenfreude

The joy one feels when bad things happen to other people.

or

The act of deriving pleasure from someone else's misfortune.

Orgin = German: Schaden, damage (from Middle High German schade, from Old High German scado) + Freude, joy (from Middle High German vreude, from Old High German frewida, from fr, happy).

An sense of schadenfreude came over me as I watched a Chevy Suburban with a "W" bumpersticker pull into a gas station advertising $3.89 per gallon.

by Stevo B May 13, 2006

schaboinker

another term for a penis; also an insult to someone you hate

Man, Russel is such a schaboinker

by BH October 9, 2003

Schach-diesel

When a musician can play his mother-fucking ass off beyond all belief. (Inspired by the music of Ben Schachter.)

Did you hear that shit? That guy's got some fuckin schach-diesel in his engine.

by Al Cap0wn October 27, 2009

Schaden-schämen

Compound word from schadenfreude - malicious joy, and fremdschämen - vicariously embarrassed by someone else.

To be embarrassed for a total stranger, whilst feeling maliciously happy that they're embarrassing themselves.

Watching American Idol: "OMG, look at that girl fail. I've got so much schaden-schämen going on right now".

by PseudoGerman November 6, 2011