Scrumpet

The classic drunk bitch. Never goes to class, sleeps all day, complains about her homework, never does it, takes adderall the two days before finals and tweaks out for 48 hours, fails her finals, then drinks away her sorrows for 3 weeks until she's failing again.

Those rich bitches from the suburbs of Chicago sure are scrumpets. All they do is bitch on Facebook all day about how much work they have to do and how badly they don't want to do it

Jon: Yo, can you believe this scrumpet? If she spent half as much time working as she did bitching, she'd probably be passing. She should probably stop getting so fucked up every night and sleeping all day

by theillestsesh September 3, 2012

scrumpet

Cross a scone with a crumpet and you have a scrumpet.

Chocolate Peanut Butter Scrumpets are a scrumptious treat!

by l.garnet January 13, 2006

scrumptateu

Scrumptious, Delicious, attractive, overall very good

mmm bro she looks scrumptateu!

This Pizza, mmm scrumptateu

by Kcorb Yelvis August 29, 2017

scromlette

when you try to make an omelette and it goes terribly wrong so you end up making 'scrambled eggs'

(scrambled eggs as a result of ruined omelette)
I was going to make you an omelette for breakfast but I kinda messed it up so now you have a scromlette!

by lolleetee August 17, 2019

Schumpeter

Joseph Schumpeter. Economist. Wrote "The Theory of Economic Development." Coined the phrase "creative destruction" to describe the mess that results whenever capitalism takes off.

The Economist editorial: "Kakakistan's new government takes reform seriously, protects investment and property rights, and reduces taxes."
Kakakistan resident: "Can't afford food or rent. Seems we been Schumpetered."

Harlem real estate guy: Gentrified.
Harlem resident moving to the Bronx: Schumpetered.

by Stochastic style September 11, 2005

Scrumpet

a biscuit-like food often consumed by the brits with tea. scrumpets are sometimes mistakenly called crumpets.

"I like my scrumpets at the football match," exclaimed Murad.

by juyshin September 24, 2008

scrumpet

A rolled, often brownish piece of toilet paper that remains after you wipe.

"Dude, Heather was lickin' my balls and she totally ingested a scrumpet."
"I've been tryin to rid of my scrumpets, so I've been using baby wipes."

by mags1923 February 19, 2007