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scrimage chick

This is the chick that you practice freaky sexual techniques with before trying them on your girlfriend or wife. Typically, not very attractive, but willing to try absolutely anything just to get some action. The chick used to perfect your game/moves.
Last night I fucked my scrimage chick's armpit and came all over her. I am glad that I got that out of my system, it would never work with wifey.
by Batman May 20, 2004
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line of scrumpage

Similar to the line of scrimmage in football. It's an imaginary line that you have to get to (through dates, flowers, begging, etc.) before a girl well let you scrump her - aka fuck her.

It can also be the crossing into an area inside or outside that you go to fool around.
Billy: I've tried everything with Beth and she won't let me in there.
Fred: It's 4th and 20. You'll never make it to her line of scrumpage dude. Just punt her away.

Dave: Check out Dan and Steph walking away from the campfire together.
Tim: He's taking her into the dark. I can still see them, still see them...and they're gone.
Dave: They crossed the line of scrumpage.
by Prophecyrob June 17, 2009
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Scrumageddon

the period of discomfort and disruption encountered by teams and organizations as they migrate to agile in general and scrum in particular
The organization has survived the turmoil of Scrumageddon and are now delivering value frequently in collaboration with the business
by joescho June 12, 2019
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scrumaging

searching for something you're pretty sure you have in order to save a trip to walmart for more
i've been scrumaging for folders but i can't seem to fnd any
by Marching Marshall One August 9, 2005
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Scumbagery

Scumbagery - (Skum-bag-err-ee)
1: The act of being a "scumbag."
2: Performing acts of being deemed a "scumbag."
example 1)We gon be doin some scumbagery tonight Glenn.

Example 2) Last week jim performed 4 acts of scumbagery.
by J33zup March 14, 2009
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Scrummbled

To be discombobulated, in a state of physical, psychological, fiscal or existential turmoil.

Common causes of someone being scrummbled include: women, narcotics, alcohol, divorce (see women).
Frank: Alright Tony, did you hear back from that bird?

Tony: Nah man, I'm heavy scrummbled about it by the way.

Tony: You been on that Chaplin again Franco?
Frank: Aye mate, woke up this morning feeling like a pure Scrummbelina.

Tony: Have you heard anything from Shannon about seeing the bairns?
Frank: Fuck all man, feel sae scrummbled - She's turned the weans against us.
by ChePalle February 8, 2021
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screamager

A teenager who goes bananas when they see their favorite musicians. Sometimes these kids are so loud that they take away from the enjoyment of the calmer audience members straining to hear the music over their shenanigans, but mostly they are just adorable & fun.
I'm so excited that we're going to see Darren Criss on his live tour this summer! I hope the screamagers maintain some semblance of decorum so that we will actually be able to hear his incredible voice and musicianship.
by 30-something darren fan April 25, 2013
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