scrondo

A name given to someone that starts conversations with strangers at urinals.

“The other night at the bar I went the wahsroom and this random scrondo starting small talking me as I was trying to take a piss”

by Noofbahd November 6, 2018

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Scrundage

Scrundage
- verb
1. to scrub one's under-carriage (as in the shower)
2. will-knot removal
3. skid mark prevention
4. hemmeroid cleansing
5. de-browning

Guys preparing for a date will:
"Shit, Shower and Shave" better described as "Shit, Scrundage and Shave"

In a sentence:
"After that big plate of hot-wings I'll be needing a good scrundage later on."

"Oh man, I sharted... better scrundage."

by Edna Lanna January 13, 2010

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Ultimate Scrounger

A marijuana user who will go to great lengths to gather any and all remnants of leaves, stems, seeds, etc... from all pieces of paraphernalia, bottles, cases, etc... to get high until his/her dealer calls them back, which always holds enormous uncertainties.

Kevin, the ultimate scrounger, accumulated enough scraps to fill a bowl for two, right after I had told him we were out.

by JimmyJohns09 November 15, 2009

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Scrounger

Someone who doesnt smoke on a regular basis but they will steal, or scrounge, one of your cigarettes due to their 'social' or 'casual' smoking habits. You are normally liable to be scrounged from after these 'casual' smokers have had a beer or two.

Bob: Hey, You have a cigarette for me?
Bill: FUCK OFF! THESE ARE MINE YOU SCROUNGER!

by Sweet Lu July 11, 2006

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