scrouch

a "sex couch" that seems to possess special powers that leads to the couple sitting or sleeping on the couch to engage in sexual activities. generally the scrouch is activated from, but not limited to, excess alcohol consumption.

Bob: You will never believe this, but Jack got laid at the party last night!
Sally: What?! Jack is too ugly to fuck.
Bob: Usually, but somehow he got a woman on the scrouch.
Sally: Just thinking about the scrouch is making my vaginey wet.

by Haywood Jablome? February 18, 2011

scrounchy

Skanky Rounchy Bitch

Eww girl look at that gir being scrounchy

by This My Shit July 22, 2014

Scrouch

There are multiple ways to use "scrouch" much like "fuck"

"Drop and give me 10 scrouches!"
"Is he scratching his balls?" "Yeah, he's totally scrouching."
"What the scrouching tits did you say to me?"

by loesn April 17, 2015

scronchy

A person who is an asshole

Marissa: " i met a guy at the bar, he was such an asshole"
Jayden: " he's so scronchy"

by Marjay47895633 May 20, 2018

Scrouching

A scraggly type of crawl: demonstrates mischievous body language

“I witnessed him scrouching across the ballroom floor”

by Big boy 86 January 31, 2020

scroutchy

A face smashed grouch. When somebody is scrunchy and grouchy.

“Mister Bever is extra scroutchy. He don’t got that slooch.”

by Coopdozzle November 28, 2021

Scrotchy

warm sweaty crotch smell, also found in sandals and underwear - feeling a bit scrotchy

got back from a walk, need a shower due to the scrotch effect. feeling a but scrotchy on this train journey

by 05mark16 October 27, 2022