Scrosexuality

An aphallic - which means ‘non penis’ centric sexual orientation solely focused on the scrotum which is the erotic focus. It is not a fetish it is a sexual orientation that basically The male can only be attracted to the female counterpart if she is more attracted to his scrotum more so than the rest of his body.

Many people love dick but balls are so much sexier when they hang low which is why I decided to date my boyfriend who identifies under the scrosexuality orientation

by TheFirstLove February 28, 2022

toats mgoats dr. scrots

totally to the next level

Hey man, you wanna go to the club,

toats mgoats dr. scrots

by cabargstadt May 5, 2010

Scroass

The bit of loose skin between a man's anus and his scrotum gets hairy during puberty impossible to shave has flaps because it gets squashed

Women like licking it even though guys think it's gay

Guy 1: A girl licked my scroass last night it was weird as
Guy 2: Duuuuuude that's gross

Guy 3: I mean I'd kinda like my scroass getting licked

by Jgiemmniay March 20, 2019

Scrosexual

A person who identifies under the sexual orientation of scrosexuality

Scrosexual people typically partake in Ballstretching in order to achieve an hourglass shape scrotum. To scrosexual individuals the scrotum when stretched out and hanging low is he PARAMOUNT AESTHETIC . Scrosexual individuals are typically male but it is not limited to just men. A female can be scrosexual if she believes the the scrotum is the sexiest thing about her male counterpart. If anyones erotic focus is centered on the scrotum or scrocentric then they are scrosexual

This definition is accurate and the other definition on urban dictionary is inaccurate. It was written by “Scrotence Malone” in 2008 and it is outdated but more importantly so far from the true meaning of the word

Caroline is scrosexual because she loves saggy balls

by TheFirstLove February 19, 2022

Tivadar's Cross

The cross used for an uncommon form of crucifixion. Rarely seen in any period in history other than the Middle Ages, and even then it was uncommon. The form for the Cross is not actually a cross at all. Rather, it is a square shape, modified depending on the height of the person being crucified. Within the square are three beams. One is horizontal, and goes directly across the middle of the square. The other two are placed diagonally, forming an “X” shape. The victim is placed spread eagle on the Cross, and his arms and legs are nailed onto the beams. A long, usually wood, pole is beneath the Cross, which allows a person or persons to carry the Cross around with them, displaying the victim around the place where he was being executed. The victim was still alive as the people were hauling him across town, and other citizens were allowed to spit, insult, and otherwise degrade the offender. The normal cause of death, just as in normal crucifixion, was suffocation.

Being nailed to Tivadar's Cross is one of the most humiliating forms of capital punishment known to man.

by Jerry October 26, 2004

scrots n' oats

noun:

A healthy and nutritious meal, preferably eaten as a breakfast, comprised of any kind of flaked or milled oats with a side of juicy scrotum.

Commonly mistaken for scrotmeal, which is the brunch version of scrots n' oats.

"Wow man, your breath smells like shit."
"Yeah dude, I had scrots n' oats for breakfast."

by Jim Rogers II March 11, 2008

Scrotscratcher

A scrotscratcher is one of those annoying cunts that without warning starts scratching their bollocks. Sudden and violent sractching is often a sign of std's such as herpes.

This will generally mean that the subject that is scratching his nuts will either be a dity stop out thats sleeps with any slag or his wife / girlfriend is the local bike.

Vicar, dont be such a dirty fucking whore shagging scrotscratcher.

by Terry T November 29, 2006