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scrooge

a miserable person. a person who is unwilling to give. stingy person.
he's such a scrooge
by eH? March 17, 2003
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Scrooge Mcfuck

Scrooge Mcfuck is a sex act in which you get a large sum of cash and have intense, vigorous sex on top of it. It is usually used for people who have a money fetish or a fetish for people with a lot of money.
Rich Guy: What do you ant to do tonight sweetie?
Gold Digger: Let's open up your safe and Scrooge Mcfuck until we have a stroke!
Rich Guy: Fuck Yeah!
by That good punani August 11, 2017
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uncle scrooge

V. To swim in a large pile of gold coins.
After I won the lottery I just had to uncle scrooge in my vault.
by robert freedman June 11, 2006
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Scrooge McDick

A person or persons of the rich variety who hoard money and are assholes. The kind of person you rob.
I found scrooge mcdick walking home and took him for his ducketts.
by Handledeesnuts June 29, 2020
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Scrooge

Someone who is extremely selfish/tight/a fucktard/someone you want to kill. Does not like to share stuff with other people, o be nice to other people.

It originates from Charles Dickens "Scrooge" story. Scrooge was a man who hated christmas and everyone, and magically a ghost appears and at the end he learns that he should be nice, and then goes to an Xmas dinner and is nice to everyone....

Understand?
Jimmy: Hey, can I have a piece of bread please?
Scrooge type man: No you may not, just because I have an unlimited supply of bread, does not mwan you can have some.

Or...

Charlie: May I listen to your MP3 player with you?
Claire: NO YOU CAN NOT!!! JUST BECAUSE I HAVE 5000 SONGS ON IT, AND ALSO LISTEN TO IT NON STOP ALL DAY, DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN LISTEN!!
Charlie: Haha...stupid emo... *pushes claire out window*
by Cloud December 13, 2004
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Scrooge McDucked

A polite way of saying the F word. Used purely as an exclamation. In no way endorsed by Disney.
Whadaya mean all 4 engines are on fire! Man, we're Scrooge McDucked.
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
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Scrooge Boner

An erection one gets during the holidays.
"Watching my cousin signing Christmas carols gave me a huge scrooge boner."
by This is not Brendan January 1, 2010
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