Scorcher

1. Really Really Really hot outside. A hot day.
( or scorching )

1. Man! It's friggin' SCORCHING outside.
2. Tommorrow's gonna be a scorcher.

by P-SO March 10, 2007

Scorcher

One who scorches. He's always one-step ahead of you, no matter what you do. He leaves you in the dust absolutely burned blind, every time. You've got nothing on him at all. He represents the quintessence of Man. A real Man. And not just man of gender. Man like how they say when you mean humanity. He is the ultimate human, an aesthetic elegant mind. He can destroy your weak conscience simply by casting the slightest earnest glance. You definitely owe him a debt of gratitude

the embodiment of George Bush. A flaming candle in the dark.

Scorcher can only be used in a sentence really if it is describing Scorcher, the ultimate human being or person.
The better or best person there is.

Thank God for Scorcher..

by -splitdissonance-- July 24, 2010

Scorched Almond

To place a testicle into the anus. When it is pulled out it is covered in faeces.

John: Do you remember that girl Hannah?
Tom: Yeah?
John: Well I just gave her a Scorched Almond, my nut hurts but it felt so good!
Tom: *leaves*

by Flute Salad October 9, 2015

Scorched Yatler

A yatler who is on drugs and is so hot that their skin turns a brownish-orange.

Terrorist-I'm so hot I think im a scorched yatler now.

by RealYatler2 October 19, 2018

scorcher

1. Someone or something that scorches.
2. An extremely hot day.
3. Someone or something that causes a sensation or excitement.
4. A very hard hit ball.

Example: Tomorrow should be a scorcher.
Example: In the film 'Scorchers' and in slang, I liken it to a woman whose natural sexuality and confidence will turn others on without any clear logic. Possibly slang from Louisiana and the bayou?

by cat's paw July 21, 2006

damn! i done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth

A phrase you utter when someone shows you that they've waxed their pussy.

"Damn! I done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth."

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006

scorched earf

An imperfectly waxed pussy.

Now I done heard of trimmin the hedges...but you done scorched the earf.

by B. Kendall February 15, 2005