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scrap ninja

A scrap ninja is a junk metal collector who comes the evening before the garbage gets picked up but grabs the scrap metal, silently, and likely within the 5 minutes it took you to bring it out to the curb and walk back to your garage.
Wife: Did you take that aluminum awning out to the curb?

Husband: Yeah, like 2 minutes ago. Why?

Wife: <peering out the window at the curb> It's not there. Are you sure you took it out?

Husband: <also peering out the window at the curb> Scrap ninja must have grabbed it.
by Ben Chott October 14, 2009
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Scrap Mechanic

A game made by the company named Axolot. It started really early on as a prototype for Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition, but it ended up becoming what you see today.
I played Scrap Mechanic for 5 hours straight yesterday.
by es em kay May 20, 2017
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Corner Scrap

1) Vagina; 2) also known as "pussy"; 3) sometimes may be known as "swamp"
Im headed out to the clubs tonight. Hopin to get me a piece of that corner scrap.
by rws262 December 13, 2009
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scrappy

seemingly small and unthreatening but shockingly able to kick your ass and anyone else's
Look at that scrappy lil dude over there. He just beat the crap out of those punks.
by skippy88 December 28, 2005
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scrapdizle

A well known hacker, Rumors have it he was responsible for the 2006 CIA database hack release. Among the information released where addresses and phone numbers for the entire CIA.
After scrapdizle's attack on the CIA database, Security systems were quadrupled.
by nomination December 25, 2009
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scraping wallpaper

A term used as a replacement to "masturbation". Used to keep others in the dark.
Nancy: "So what did you do last night?"
Bob: "I was scraping wallpaper"
Nancy: "O yeah? Where?"
Bob: "In my room"
by Julio Mendez March 19, 2008
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Scraposity

Scraposity; excessive, compulsive scrap art behavior; eg.>scrapbooking obsession.
ScraposityWORDart (@gmail.com) is what I named my scrap obsession. I have simple business cards made with my name , email and tel number on them and then I cut pictures out of magazines identifying our behavioral deficits, deviance, and quirks. Then I add scriptures, proverbs, parables, or psalms with the witness of bible verse ...

MARK 2:17

" ...it is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick.

I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance."
by Ms.DeNiseofAnnArbor March 27, 2010
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