A scrap ninja is a junk metal collector who comes the evening before the garbage gets picked up but grabs the scrap metal, silently, and likely within the 5 minutes it took you to bring it out to the curb and walk back to your garage.
Wife: Did you take that aluminum awning out to the curb?
Husband: Yeah, like 2 minutes ago. Why?
Wife: <peering out the window at the curb> It's not there. Are you sure you took it out?
Husband: <also peering out the window at the curb> Scrap ninja must have grabbed it.
Husband: Yeah, like 2 minutes ago. Why?
Wife: <peering out the window at the curb> It's not there. Are you sure you took it out?
Husband: <also peering out the window at the curb> Scrap ninja must have grabbed it.
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Bob: "I was scraping wallpaper"
Nancy: "O yeah? Where?"
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" ...it is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick.
I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance."
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