An area here in the Phoenix Metropolitan Area inhabited entirely by rich, snooty, brats who are all white, drive $100,00 cars, wear designer brands, and live in houses that cost twice as much as in neighboring Phoenix, Mesa, or other cities in Metropolitan Phoenix. They make their money through banking, law, business, or real estate, automatically account for half of the brats in Arizona. Their mothership is the Scottsdale Mall, an fucking enmorous, overpriced mall that boasts the worlds largest collection of useless shit. They also can’t help but boast that they have the only Shake Shake, Sprinkles Cupcakes, Prada, Louis Vuitton, and other luxury brands in all of Arizona. In conclusion, avoid it all costs.
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Get the Scottsdale mug.The police of Scottsdale, Arizona who have nothing better to do than launch all out investigations of high school parties and the such. You better not get caught smoking weed or drinking a beer underage here or the Scottsdale cops will have your nuts in quite a bind. A routine traffic stop in Scottsdale will usually draw the attention of 3-4 cop cars. Synonymous with douchebags and or pussies. Warning: they feel threatened easily and may shoot with the slightest of movements
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Usually a group of 2-5 sluts, wearing skimpy hooker clothes and matching heels, they spent about 150 dollars on a spray tan and manicure just to go out that night. They flirt with every stupid bro-douchebag in the bar or club and act dumb so they will get drinks for free. When the music gets loud, they are the first ones you see dancing on a table screaming and swinging their purse, and they are the first ones to fall off and chip a tooth.
More often than not, one of the sluts in the group will get upset and emotional because of a text from her old boyfriend, and proceed to get more drunk, and possibly start a catfight. When the night is over at 3am, they stumble out of the bar tripping on their 5 inch heels, screaming "Wooo!" and at least one of them will go home with a stranger.
Usually a group of 2-5 sluts, wearing skimpy hooker clothes and matching heels, they spent about 150 dollars on a spray tan and manicure just to go out that night. They flirt with every stupid bro-douchebag in the bar or club and act dumb so they will get drinks for free. When the music gets loud, they are the first ones you see dancing on a table screaming and swinging their purse, and they are the first ones to fall off and chip a tooth.
More often than not, one of the sluts in the group will get upset and emotional because of a text from her old boyfriend, and proceed to get more drunk, and possibly start a catfight. When the night is over at 3am, they stumble out of the bar tripping on their 5 inch heels, screaming "Wooo!" and at least one of them will go home with a stranger.
Guy 1: "Hey look at those chicks, they look slutty dude
Guy 2: "Ohh yah, thats a Scottsdale Slut Assembly, you can tell by the glare of silver dresses and heels"
Guy 2: "Ohh yah, thats a Scottsdale Slut Assembly, you can tell by the glare of silver dresses and heels"
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Do you remember that girl from the bar last night?
I totally gave her the scottsdale puppy snatcher.
I totally gave her the scottsdale puppy snatcher.
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