Scottish Tails 

The Better Version of Tails and this is what happened after he died in Sonic Forces. This is a version of Tails with Bagpipes which can earrape people and his strong Scottish Accent.

"hey do you like hentai"
"yeah"
"well you should look at scottish tails"

Scottish Tails by MadyyyYT January 6, 2019

Angry Scottish Pirate. 

Similar to an Angry Pirate, but haggis plunder would also be involved.

So, the male would in this order :

1. Cum in the female's eye.
2. Kick her in the shin.
3. Plunder her Haggis while she hobbles around angry.

"I was around Hannah's house the other day, so I came in her Eye, Kicked her in the shin and then proceeded to Plunder Her Haggis."
"That's an awesome Angry Scottish Pirate."

Angry Scottish Pirate. by Epic Sheep. July 18, 2009

Scottish Shower

Where one starts off their shower with warm or hot water and ends with cool or cold water.

There are many health benefits to Scottish showers.

Scottish Shower by VagueDefinition October 2, 2011

Scottish 

The accent you think you can do but cannot

Person 1: *bad Scottish accent*
Every Scottish person ever: “No.”

Scottish by IHateYouMichałYouAsswipe March 14, 2019

scottish vacuum of charm

A great swirling vortex of charm that surrounds Scottish people. Apparently, everyone in Scotland is *that* charming.
Introduced to us on Jan. 16, 2008 on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson and James McAvoy -- apparently to two least charming Scottish people in all of Scotland.

Craig Ferguson: What would you classify as real sex?
James McAvoy: Would you like me to show you?
-laughter-
James McAvoy: Do you know what that was? That was the scottish vacuum of charm!

scottish vacuum of charm by Kat Angela Hugins March 25, 2008

scottish coktail 

putting some variation of an alcoholic beverage into a vagina, and licking it or drinking it out

i gave that girl the greates scottish coktail last night with a mixture of pepsi and russian vodka

scottish coktail by kyle_mitchell October 20, 2008

Scottish handshake 

A swig of hard liquor straight from the bottle, preferably before midday.

Mate, pass us the old Scottish handshake, I'm melting

Scottish handshake by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019