Poop'n'Scoop 

When you are having anal sex and scoop poop out of the butthole using your penis. Get poop stuck underneath your penishead).

Dude, you poop'n'scoop her?

Poop'n'Scoop by 1AKE$ September 24, 2018

Poop and Scoop 

A highly illegal practice occurring mainly on the Internet. A small group of informed people attempt to push down a stock by spreading false information and rumors. If they are successful, they can purchase the stock at bargain prices.
Poop and Scooping is the opposite of Pump and Dumping.

I just sold my stock, because these guys told me to, but it turns out that they were just using the Poop and Scoop. I shouldn't have sold it.

Poop and Scoop by Noah Hoback January 24, 2009

poop it & scoop it

A request of the strongest kind to finish the job and move on.

A severe admonition to act with alacrity.

"You've had that pisant little job on your desk for three days. The customer is about to bitch purple. Now, poop it & scoop it!!"

poop it & scoop it by jon barleycorn July 20, 2006

Scottdale Poop n' Scoop

When your roommate or friend sneaks up on you while your sleeping and gets you to orgasm through rectal insertion without you waking up.

Aw man my roommate gave me the ol' Scottdale Poop n' Scoop last night and I've never woken up more refreshed.

Scottdale Poop n' Scoop by anonymous January 29, 2022

Stoop Poop 

Taking a dump on somebody's porch

I just carried out a successful stoop poop on Jerry's porch. It steamed on his cold doorstep.

Stoop Poop by Titty McGarglenuts January 21, 2009

swoop and poop 

Management style of not paying much attention to things until the deadline and then criticizing the work thats been done.

What'd bet Jones comes by today and pulls a swoop and poop.

swoop and poop by Attom July 7, 2010

Poop Snoop 

The act of blowing cocaine up another person's anus. Often done by people who can no longer snort the coke due to nose damage.

John:Dude! That poop snoop numbed my whole ass, it also got me super coked up!

Billy: Tight!

Poop Snoop by Anthonyiscool October 9, 2018