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sonned

Similar to owned and pwned. To prevail heavily over an opponent in some form of competetive sense, such as a verbal argument or physical confrontation; mostly used in a one word sentence fragment.
mutha fucka your whole crew just got SONNED!!~!1!!
by nxm December 16, 2003
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stonned

1. Little-known Humboldt County (CA) variant of the term "stoned". Phonetically pronounced "stawned", this term was birthed from mispronouncing the term "stoned" in a moment of pure marijuana inebriation.

2. At the very height of a marijuana high.
"These buds have me too stonned to move, man."

"I'm fuckin' stonned."
by Kent Weirdo November 28, 2005
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Sconed

A blend between baked and cotton mouth. Being sconed means not only are you very high but also have a very dry mouth, similar to after eating a plain scone.
BL: Want another Coneron?
Me: Nah I'm sconed
by MemeMaestro June 2, 2016
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Sconed

The condition of an individual after a heavy night of both drug and alcohol consumption, and many many scones. Being far more messed up than 'wasted' and past the euphoria of 'feeling beast'. A term familiar in the north east of Scotland.
Person 1 - "Holy crap dude I'm surprised you're still here"
Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns*
Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed"
Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though"
Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".
by Dee May June 5, 2015
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Sconted

when you've had one too many cones.
Fuck man that cone got me SCONTED!
by GorillaKhunt March 25, 2022
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scunned

scunned, to scrape, injury usually losing some layers of skin,
road rash, a scrape, ex. he scunned his knee. he was skateboarding down the driveway and wiped out he really got all scunned up.
by fliparies November 1, 2012
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sconed

A cut above the common 'pwned', sconed is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconing'.
'You have been Sconed!', 'Prepare to be Sconed', 'We WTFSconed that d00d!!!11eleventyone one!'
by Song March 5, 2008
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