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Scottish

The accent you think you can do but cannot
Person 1: *bad Scottish accent*
Every Scottish person ever: “No.”
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scottish vacuum of charm

A great swirling vortex of charm that surrounds Scottish people. Apparently, everyone in Scotland is *that* charming.
Introduced to us on Jan. 16, 2008 on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson and James McAvoy -- apparently to two least charming Scottish people in all of Scotland.
Craig Ferguson: What would you classify as real sex?
James McAvoy: Would you like me to show you?
-laughter-
James McAvoy: Do you know what that was? That was the scottish vacuum of charm!
by Kat Angela Hugins March 25, 2008
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scottish coktail

putting some variation of an alcoholic beverage into a vagina, and licking it or drinking it out
i gave that girl the greates scottish coktail last night with a mixture of pepsi and russian vodka
by kyle_mitchell October 20, 2008
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Scottish handshake

A swig of hard liquor straight from the bottle, preferably before midday.
Mate, pass us the old Scottish handshake, I'm melting
by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019
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A Black Scottish Cyclops

Some scrumpy swilling demolitions expert from Ullapool.
Demoman: "Im A Black Scottish Cyclops, They've got more fucking sea monsters in the great Loch Ness than they got the likes of me.."
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soitis

Pronounced: so-ite-us

A Northern Ireland condition whereby an individual involuntarily adds a range of colloquialisms to the end of a statement, often as a means of self reassurance, that the statement is true and trustworthy. Much like "isn't it?". The condition is named after the most common of these: "so it is".

The exact phrase alters depending on tense, changing "so it is" to "so it was" or maybe "so it will".

The phrase can also alter to reflect a person or a third party object: "so he was", "so she will" or "so it would"

There is also the negative: "so its not"
(phonetical spelling)
hear, are wee Jannie says his company is closin down..... so it is

Oh, Hararya Gillian! don't you know our yacht club in Bangor is clearly the best in all of Christendom.... so it is

Wait till I tell ya, you're a knob.... so you are

Man, spides seem to all have a serious case of soitis!
by matt McIvor January 14, 2008
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scottish terrier

Scottish Terrier, Small terrier dogs, Also known as Scotties. available in a choice of black and wheaten. Generally have large backsides and big bushy beards.

Scotties will not rest. Scotties will follow you at every opportunity, everywhere. A scottie dog can only attain a restful sleep if sleeping on a human, preferable with scottie on his back, paws akimbo. From this position a sleeping scott will not stir, even after the human has lost all feeling in his/her limbs.

Scottie dogs are excellent at detecting any alien materials bought into the home, especially food within any given carrier bag.

Scotties are also masterful at retaining large amounts of water in the beard, then jumping on owners knee to impart a wet, slobbery kiss.
by Scottiemum May 21, 2008
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