Schafferidium

An extremely rare element often used in science classrooms.

What kind of element is that?
Oh, its Schafferidium.

by HardcoreTS February 2, 2018

schnaffle

to steal or borrow something

1) "dude can i schnaffle a bite of your fallafel?"

2) "noooo! someones schnaffled my spritzer whilst i was peeing...damn it"

by 2df4 July 4, 2006

Schaffhausen

The most beautiful city in Switzerland. Beautiful landscape and the nicest and friendliest people. People from Schaffhausen are always happy and smiling. They have the biggest waterfalls in Europe called the Rhinefalls.

Foreigner: What place do I absolutely have to visit in Switzerland?
Swiss: Man, you have to go to Schaffhausen, it's the most amazing city in that country.

by swissgirl88 June 1, 2011

Schaffer Neck

Medical condition of the neck resulting from prolonged periods of extreme headbanging. Symptoms include the inability to turn your head, extreme pain when nodding and occasional bleeding from the neck. Can result in surgery. Named after the first true victim, Jon Schaffer of Iced Earth

I think that Iced Earth gig gave me a bad case of Schaffer Neck.

My health insurance claim was denied because they said Schaffer Neck was a pre-existing condition.

by hhhhhaunted February 3, 2010

schweff

Guy who befriends attractive females he fancies but doesn't have the balls to ask them out.
Content to merely hang around them all the time. A sort of straight gal pal. His schweffing often alienates him from his male counterparts.

'Man, Is Paddy sitting beside Laura again today?'
'Yeah, That guy is such a schweff!'

by poy46 March 22, 2009

Schmaff

The female genetalia at face value.

Sophie was overcome with surprise as Owen mischievously jabbed her in the schmaff.

by teedeebee September 2, 2009

Schaff

To give a woman a good fucking.

Used by Artie Piscano during the grocery store back room scene of Casino.

PISCANO: I was out there with my cumma.
BORELLI: Your cumma? What are you doin' with your cumma?
PISCANO: What else? I gave her a schaff.

by alittlechop December 23, 2021