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schlubby

a kinda chubby guy who has unkempt hair and can barely take care of himself
rick moranis is schlubby
by caspoorly June 27, 2009
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schlub

Unkempt in appearance, either due to lack of effort or lack of awareness. The opposite of metrosexual.
He's a nice enough guy, but he's sort of a schlub.
by bruski July 3, 2004
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Schuch

A term referring to a Schuchman.
Man, I’d like to Schuch-kebab that girl with my friend Michael.
by JMOLOL June 17, 2018
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Brendan Schaub

A former MMA fighter who co-hosts a podcast, The Fighter and the Kid. He is friends with Joe Rogan. He appeared frequently on Joe's show, which caused his popularity to skyrocket. Although his podcasts and stand-up comedy are successful, Schaub gets a ton of hate as well.

One commonly cited reason for hating Brendan is that he's a bully. Brendan has bragged about bullying his passive-aggressive college roommate and throwing him through a glass door. He's also hated for being a habitual liar. He tells stories on his podcasts that are obviously fake, and he's unaware of how obvious it is that he's lying. He lies about altercations he's had to make himself look like the good guy. Another reason for the hate is how he acts around people. He interrupts his co-host and his guests all the time and finishes their sentences. He tries to cheat on his wife, and when people expose his infidelity he threatens to sue them and destroy their careers. Brendan is super confident in his opinions even when he's dead wrong. The exception is when he's around Joe Rogan, in that case he changes all his opinions to agree with everything Joe says.

The biggest reason that Brendan gets so much hate is the way he deals with it. If he owned up to his faults every once in a while he would have way less haters than he does.
Brendan Schaub is incredibly clever. He never lets the haters get to him because they don't matter
by Random-Cat May 21, 2022
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Schubern

The gayest person according to the United States Departement of Diversity (USDD). The superstar most known on the Roblox platform for amassing millions of visits on his projects is also renowned for his high level of autism.
Schubern, what a fucking ni-
by Gabi Boo January 2, 2020
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malignant schlub

A unique insult to keep in your back pocket for when you want to disparage a toxic asshole who also happens to be a dumpy dresser.
Sir, you are a malignant schlub whom I would prefer to imagine does not exist.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2019
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schaboinker

another term for a penis; also an insult to someone you hate
Man, Russel is such a schaboinker
by BH October 9, 2003
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