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irreversebly screw up something
I'm sorry, I shruted the sales call.
Ya you did.
shruted by shikaka February 17, 2008
To screw something up in a really irreversible way.
"Oh man, I'm so sorry about that sales call. I really schruted it."
Schrute by A.B. Bernard October 7, 2009

schrutebag 

n. 1. A douchebag with sycophantic tendencies.
Sports radio call-in show host Colin Cowherd is such a schrutebag.
schrutebag by Murderface December 24, 2008

schrutebag 

Colin Cowherd is a Schrutebag.
schrutebag by nixon is my homeboy December 24, 2008

Dwight Schrute 

The baddest bitch you'll meet (In a good way)
Guy 1: I love Dwight Schrute! He's the best person in The office Guy 2: It's not that good... Guy 1: HOW DARE YOU! *SLAPS*

dwight k schrute 

beet farmer

paper sales man
dwight k schrute you ignorant slut