When a girl and her guy are making out, she pushes him down to eat her out. Then he wants his turn, but instead of going down on him she starts to use her hands. She indian burns his dick until he starts to ejaculate blood. Then she uses the bloody semen as lubrication on a dildo and fucks him up the ass.
by Someone3221 December 29, 2007
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Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds
Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up
Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!
Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up
Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!
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by Presti June 24, 2008
Get the schmoodles mug.Noun: A schmondler is someone who is walking slow enough for you to overtake.
Verb: To schmondle or schmondling. Walking slow enough to be over taken.
Might I add that schmondlers are very very bad and should be annhilated because they are really annoying, generally because they always seem to travel in groups and take up the entire path and/or corridor. Please, I urge all you non-schmondlers to shoot these people in the backs of the head with crossbows and other such devices that launch sharp and/or blunt objects at high speeds. Thank you.
Verb: To schmondle or schmondling. Walking slow enough to be over taken.
Might I add that schmondlers are very very bad and should be annhilated because they are really annoying, generally because they always seem to travel in groups and take up the entire path and/or corridor. Please, I urge all you non-schmondlers to shoot these people in the backs of the head with crossbows and other such devices that launch sharp and/or blunt objects at high speeds. Thank you.
Noun. "Oh great, we're stuck behind some schmondlers. Does anyone have a crossbow?"
Verb. "I strongly suggest that you stop schmondling, otherwise i'll have no choice but to destroy you in various horribly painful ways."
Verb. "I strongly suggest that you stop schmondling, otherwise i'll have no choice but to destroy you in various horribly painful ways."
by SchmondlerHunter November 6, 2009
Get the Schmondler mug.schroedering is the act of lurking, or creeping. Usually refers to people creeping others out or eavesdropping on other people's conversations.
"Hey Jim, are you going to that party tonight?"
"Hold on Steve, Chace over there is schroedering us."
"Hold on Steve, Chace over there is schroedering us."
by dj schrotz October 21, 2011
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Get the schnoodle mug.Is a cat in an isolated box that has a 50% chance of getting killed in the next hour due to a quantum event - such as a particle decaying with 50% chance, and which will release a poison that will kill the cat. If the particle does not decay, then cat will remain alive.
Schroedinger/Einstein claimed that after an hour with the box lid closed, the cat must be either dead or alive, each with 50% probability - this is just common sense. Bohr/Heisenberg claimed that with the lid closed, the cat is neither alive nor dead, but 50% alive AND 50% dead at the same time. That is the cat is in 2 mutually exclusive states at the same time!
Bohr's position is the "Principle of Superposition" and is central to quantum physics.
Empirical experments show that Bohr was correct, and Schroedinger wrong - up to a point. If the observer happens to be in the box, he will see what Schroedinger asserts. If the observer is out of the box and cannot see inside the box, then Bohr is right.
So Bohr and Schroedinger were both neither right nor wrong! What irony. The answer is "who is asking". Is the observer privy (entangled) with the cat or not. Note: this is unrelated to the popular concept that "the observer influences the observed". There is no influence by the observer.
Schroedinger/Einstein claimed that after an hour with the box lid closed, the cat must be either dead or alive, each with 50% probability - this is just common sense. Bohr/Heisenberg claimed that with the lid closed, the cat is neither alive nor dead, but 50% alive AND 50% dead at the same time. That is the cat is in 2 mutually exclusive states at the same time!
Bohr's position is the "Principle of Superposition" and is central to quantum physics.
Empirical experments show that Bohr was correct, and Schroedinger wrong - up to a point. If the observer happens to be in the box, he will see what Schroedinger asserts. If the observer is out of the box and cannot see inside the box, then Bohr is right.
So Bohr and Schroedinger were both neither right nor wrong! What irony. The answer is "who is asking". Is the observer privy (entangled) with the cat or not. Note: this is unrelated to the popular concept that "the observer influences the observed". There is no influence by the observer.
by Litwitquak January 11, 2008
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