Shlaysted

The act of getting Shit-faced, Laid, and Blasted.

"Oh man over spring break, I got shlaysted...i don't even member the name of the girl!"

by Will Fuckerr February 6, 2009

schwasted

The state of being drunk and high.

Dude, let's chief I wanna get schwasted

by the leahood gangstas September 30, 2006

schwasted

The white boy form of getting drunk.

"Me and my niggas are gettin drunk tonight"

"Well me and my crackas are gettin schwasted

by flakaveli December 11, 2010

Schwasted

A wasted shlore (a slut whore)

The schwasted bride went home with the best man!

by smurfy100 November 8, 2009

schwaisted Sloth

A name referring to an individual who is completely inebriated and cannot function at a normal speed.
Also a mascot to the university of E&E

He had like 12 shots in 30 minutes... I've never seen such a schwaisted sloth in my life!

by slother111 December 15, 2009

schwasted

the condition of being inebraited, particularly likely in cananda, symptons include stumbling, vomiting, and being escorting out of clubs and bars by staff members

Why is Ashley always schwasted?
Please don't kick us out for being schwasted.

by jules March 11, 2004

schwasted on life

The act of acting completely drunk and hyper (or being mistaken for a drunk) when completely sober. Truly defined when running down random halls on a weeknight or doing cartwheels down the sidewalk and having "drunk girls" hooted at you.

"Wow, it's a Wednesday night and we are schwasted on life"

by Sam Greenberg November 10, 2007