The crap that explodes all over the crapper when taking an expolsive deuce, or the toilet paper balls that get stuck to your ass pubes after whiping.
Bob's shitter was full of Ass schrapnel. and Bobs TP was shreaded and left ass shrapnel all over his butt crack
by Pete Jones April 26, 2008
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To scrape, one must obtain a "scraper bike". That bike is any bike that the wanna-be-scraper customizes to their liking. i.e. spray paint, foil, tassles, cupholders, horn, wheel lights, etc.
Now, the average person doesn't understand the level of awesomeness that scrapin creates. Elite scrapers will stop by the vending machine (liquor store) across campus, then continue scrapin around campus while single handedly controling their scraper bike as well as their recently purchased beverages.
Often times, the best of the best scrapers will cruise through campus buildings while class is in session as well as decend 4 flights of stairs inside another building with everyone watching.
To scrape, one must obtain a "scraper bike". That bike is any bike that the wanna-be-scraper customizes to their liking. i.e. spray paint, foil, tassles, cupholders, horn, wheel lights, etc.
Now, the average person doesn't understand the level of awesomeness that scrapin creates. Elite scrapers will stop by the vending machine (liquor store) across campus, then continue scrapin around campus while single handedly controling their scraper bike as well as their recently purchased beverages.
Often times, the best of the best scrapers will cruise through campus buildings while class is in session as well as decend 4 flights of stairs inside another building with everyone watching.
Holy sh**! Did you see that bad@$$ scrapin' on that sweet@$$ scraper bike?
Damn! that girl scrapin' by was a dimepiece!
Yo bro, we scrapin' today?
Damn! that girl scrapin' by was a dimepiece!
Yo bro, we scrapin' today?
by jasontylers April 7, 2010
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by Shadyyy_ September 26, 2014
Get the Penis Scrapings mug.Reselling tickets for a profit. When done on an individual level, this is often considered illegal, but when it's a company catering to rich people, somehow that makes it o.k. for them to buy up all the tickets and then scalp them. Here is how a ticket company delicately explains what they do:
"The box office is the original source for tickets. Tickets out of the box office are sold at “face value”. If available, tickets out of the box office are generally less expensive, but the seat selection may be severely limited. If you are unable to obtain the tickets you want through the box office, and you are willing to pay above the face value for tickets, we can help you get the seats you are looking for.
Many people use our services because the official box office no longer has the type of seats they want.
It is important for the customer to understand that we are an independent agency that buys and resells event tickets on the secondary market. We apply a service charge to each ticket that we sell, so the price printed on the ticket will generally not be our selling price. Since our tickets are sold on the secondary market, our prices are determined by the "market value", which is based on supply and demand. The “market value” can be substantially higher than the “face value” of the ticket. Please remember that in most cases we have to pay quite a bit over the "face value" for the tickets that we offer for sale."
"The box office is the original source for tickets. Tickets out of the box office are sold at “face value”. If available, tickets out of the box office are generally less expensive, but the seat selection may be severely limited. If you are unable to obtain the tickets you want through the box office, and you are willing to pay above the face value for tickets, we can help you get the seats you are looking for.
Many people use our services because the official box office no longer has the type of seats they want.
It is important for the customer to understand that we are an independent agency that buys and resells event tickets on the secondary market. We apply a service charge to each ticket that we sell, so the price printed on the ticket will generally not be our selling price. Since our tickets are sold on the secondary market, our prices are determined by the "market value", which is based on supply and demand. The “market value” can be substantially higher than the “face value” of the ticket. Please remember that in most cases we have to pay quite a bit over the "face value" for the tickets that we offer for sale."
That damn ticket broker bought up all the tickets and now they're scalping them at triple face value, but my homie got his ass busted just because he had an extra ticket and tried to recoup what he paid for it. Why is it that when the broker does it, it's legal? That's some shit.
by JonnyR July 14, 2006
Get the scalping mug.To take a prime work shift and then sell it to another worker, thus earning income without having to work.
Jon-Mark: I picked up 7-10 phones shift everyday for the entire week, and then sold them to Zeina for $3 an hour. I made money without showing up to work by shift scalping!
by dhe@fas February 9, 2009
Get the shift scalping mug.- gerund - To slap box with open fists or palms, normally above the waist, without the intention of inflicting serious pain. A variation of rasslin' (rassle), scrappin' is perfomed between two unarmed and sometimes intoxicated combatants.
"You call my sister that name one more time, and were gonna start scrappin'."
"So... you wanna start scrappin'?"
"You wanna rassle?"
"No, I wanna start scrappin'!"
"So... you wanna start scrappin'?"
"You wanna rassle?"
"No, I wanna start scrappin'!"
by scrapy August 16, 2006
Get the scrappin' mug.1. When schralping, Schralpnal is the dirt, snow, etc. that get thrown behind you and on to the person following you.
2. When you wreck yourself schralping and have to get hardware to put yourself back together.
2. When you wreck yourself schralping and have to get hardware to put yourself back together.
1. "Dude ate so much schralpnal as I passed him in the first turn."
2. "Man i totally cased that jump and shattered my leg. I got some serious schraplnal. 13 screws and 2 Plates"
2. "Man i totally cased that jump and shattered my leg. I got some serious schraplnal. 13 screws and 2 Plates"
by snowratt May 1, 2009
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