Schmoon

Smirnoff vodka in a goonbag.

Smirnoff+Goon= Schmoon.

Guy one: What are you drinking?
Guy two: SCHMOON!!! Best shit ever!

by inspiredbymagic November 3, 2010

schoonerz

A way of talking shit in a very dodgy suburb or on a boat

Man you are talking some mad schoonerz brah

by Cheggger January 12, 2014

schooner bully

An aggressive, oppressive consumer of the schooner.

Watson: Shit I think I just saw the schooner bully walk in
Chown: Fuck not again, he drank me under the table last night
Mitch: I saw him holding Messo by the nose and tipping a schooner into his gullet at one point

by Albert Dickfos April 21, 2019

schloonbug

A person who acts as if they are cool and funny but is really a faggot at heart.

SchloonBug: Hey Why Is 6 Afraid Of 7, Because 7 Eight 9.
Me:Shut Up You Fuckin SchloonBug

by Zack & Justen October 29, 2004

Schoon

The Girl that stole my bestmate, a code word so that she wouldn't find out.

Jason: "you know schoon"
Pantz: "yes"
Jason: "shoons a bitch"
Ben: "Word"

by ja50_n August 11, 2008

schpool

Verb (schpooled): to suck and blow simultaneously
Noun: a blow/suck job

jose reyes schpooled the mayor in the dugout
jose reyes gave the mayor a schpool in the dugout

by berny July 5, 2004

schloont

variation of schloob and boont in the sense that it can be used instead of any word

what the schloont is schloonting in your schloontin face you schloontin schloonter

by Ixnay Woosgrey June 18, 2009