Schploop

n. A turd covered or injected with semen. Deived from the words shit, poop, and splooge. Most often left on doorsteps of horny congressmen or chunked at nice cars.

Goddamnit, Spencer, I'm not going to make you a schploop so you can rub it all over your naked body! Stop asking me, you ghey jafucker!

by Eric Houser October 30, 2006

schploom

A word for a "had-to-be-there" moment.

Oh man, you should have seen the look on her face! But I guess it was a schploom.

by dchooks March 22, 2004

schploogie

the gunk that gets in your eyes (or your pet dog or cat's eyes)

My dog likes to eat his own eye schploogies.

by harrison October 1, 2003

Schplooble

a word created by pure random-ness, in a time of extreme boredom. It can mean quite a few different things, depending upon the context of the conversation...

"what the Schplooble are you on about?"
"stop being a stupid schplooble"

by Laura The Schutt Nutt September 1, 2004

schploobibop

slang word for penis.

wow...my other boyfriend had a bigger schploobibop

by Barbie August 9, 2004

schploits

verb: 1. to severely fuck up.
2. to strike someone in the face with a raw piece of meat.

1. Dude, he totally schploited that shit up..
2. I'm going to schploit you in the face.

by trash_kitten June 27, 2005

Schlooter

Schoolter is a nar nar bird that's very rare to find since there is only one left in the world and that rare bird lives in Pennsylvania.

The nar nar bird named Schlooter is endangered

by Seb1234 May 30, 2011