Schploop

n. A turd covered or injected with semen. Deived from the words shit, poop, and splooge. Most often left on doorsteps of horny congressmen or chunked at nice cars.

Goddamnit, Spencer, I'm not going to make you a schploop so you can rub it all over your naked body! Stop asking me, you ghey jafucker!

by Eric Houser October 30, 2006

schloop schloop ping a pang bong

To play a vigorous game of monopoly.

"Hey, want to come to my place later and schloop schloop ping a pang bong?"
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."

by Jammaaal September 13, 2011

Schpoople

A sport where the objective is to knock the other player down with a ball and stomp on another ball

"dont be sad peter thats why its called schpoople"

by Easan Portman January 13, 2009

Schkloop

Noun, An organ that spontaneously poops through a cord that comes out your side near your bellybutton.

Oops I Schklooped my poop.

by Poopyschklooper April 22, 2011

schplook

Tasts away and definitely doesn't come out of people wink wink

He schplooked in my ... mouth

by Thee most biggest pp October 19, 2021

Schploof

Sharting to the point where it tears a hole in your pants.

“Bro, last week I was at my girlfriends house and I schploofed all over the couch!”

by Schploofy goofy December 19, 2018

Schloop

To quickly steal

I turned around for one second and she schlooped my credit card right off the table!

by megan the vegan July 8, 2017