jonathon schofield

lesser fin

fin: yo why u acting like me for yhyh fam
jon: im a lesser you sorry bro im a bit of a jonathon schofield

by soupylolzer October 15, 2020

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Geoffrey verity schofield

Some guy in China working out and scaring the locals with his mighty muscle mass and super high body fat.

Oh look Geoffrey verity schofield is running while editing his next YouTube video on Greg turkesterone doucette.

by Thedudewithlowtest July 4, 2022

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Phillip Schofield

Our Lord and Saviour.

Friend: ‘Do you go to church ?’
Me: ‘Nah. I just watch Phillip Schofield on This Morning’

by LAJMS123 January 4, 2020

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Brett Schofield

Being so lazy its unbelievable

see you later on then'' ''nah i'm feeling Brett Schofield sorry

by hazzard191 August 2, 2011

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Vo Schofield

A name for a big and strong man

Look at this guy's mullet! He's so strong!
Vo Schofield

by Xander Of Ibraham February 23, 2022

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When you'er having sex with a girl and you can't get it up. She's getting disappointed by this escapade as she was looking forward to a night of passionate love-making. Not to disappoint (Insert her name here) you put a cardboard box on your head and genitals, whack her with it and shout "Everything is harder... in the cube" and run away as fast as you can.

Hmm. this stress is affecting my ability to maintain an erection, I'd better Phillip Schofield Sarah tonight

by Phillip Schofield October 26, 2013

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