Schnoophgee

A Schnoophgee (pronounced schnoof- ghee) is the string like cum that gets left in the stem of the penis post ejaculation that can only be expelled by taking a piss.

"Man I fucked laura and had to clear the pipes, I went to the toilet and felt the pressure before my schnoophgee shot out."

by Thick white Duke November 12, 2019

schnoolie

A way to say vagina without offending people. Can also be used to mean ass.

Lucy: "And he licked my schnoolie... man, it got so wet!"
Amy: "Bitch, that's gross."

Bob: "John, get your schnoolie over here!"

by 2 camels in a tiny car January 25, 2011

Schnoodle

a cross between a Schnauser and a Poodle, can also be used to indicate a dog has schnoodle in it

My Cocker Schnoodle is half Cocker Spaniel and half Schnoodle.

by Tromp September 12, 2007

schwoonhoggle

To cheat, hoodwink, swindle, defraud or otherwise screw someone else.

Oh man, I'm out $100 after responding to that email offering to enlarge my penis. I was totally schwoonhoggled by that asshat!

by Ralniv June 19, 2015

schooner pooner

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.

Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.

by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019

schoon

A general term which may be used in place of any noun or verb or to describe literally anything or anyone.

"Yer ma's a wee schoon"
"My names ________, but you can just call me big daddy schoon"
"Excuse me waiter, do you serve gluten-free schoons?"

by Bigdaddyschoon August 9, 2020

Schnooky-poo

A term for a very cute cat with green eyes. It is often very noisy and likes to judge people from afar.

Person 1: “You have a really cute cat.”
Person 2: “Yeah, she’s a real schnooky-poo.”

by totallynotstella November 30, 2021