shnookered

drunk, wasted, intoxicated

Last night I got shnookered, went home and past out.

by Matt Olson May 19, 2006

schnoo's law

"Schnoo's Law": The ones who are preaching the loudest on Sunday morning were out sinning the most on Saturday night.

A famous Louisiana Senator followed the mandates of Schnoo's Law when, after proclaiming the virtues of family values, was caught dating a prostitute.

by manny morgan August 5, 2007

shnookims

Coined by Oran Duke in 1989, shnookims is a cute nickname given to a loved one, often used by lovers to show gratitude.

I love you shnookims.

Shnookims, can you open this jar of pickled olives, you're so strong, I love you.

by Norman Patterson September 6, 2010

schnoodle diving

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash

brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.

by tinwillie June 22, 2011

schnoozle

The act of snuggling while giving each other Eskimo kisses.

We schnoozled for a while on her sofa before her parents came home.

by Ojae September 18, 2011

Schtookie

When driving or as a passenger on a road trip and the need to use the restroom occurs. Someone within the vehicle says "schtookie" requesting that the driver to proceed to the next available facility with a restroom.

While on a road trip Rubi and Lee needed to use the restroom. They informed Madge, the driver, by saying "schtookie". Madge then exited the highway to the nearest facility with a public restroom.

by rflghorns September 4, 2012

schmookums

A term of endearment for your partner. Along the lines of baby, sweetiepie , honey, boo, schnookums

"Hey schmookums<3"

by bamf2013 October 14, 2013