When you're that drunk that someone says or asks you a question that you dont understand. Schmern is your reply. Used in strabane.
by HC BABY February 11, 2009
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Mark: Wow, just unleashed the most horrendous schnerker. It smells like James' bed did after the Parham incident. Oh God
Tom: I'm glad I just started eating.
Mark: It was so sloppy
Tom: I'm glad I just started eating.
Mark: It was so sloppy
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The only english word, other than fuck and forms of fuck, that can be: an adjective, verb, noun, and a pronoun. This word can be replaced in it's original form for any word(s) in any sentence and situation. Due to the flexibility of this word, it became highly popular in the 1490's when Great Britains were feeling tard-fucked due to the thought that the world might be round.
Schnerle!!!! I haven't schnergled you for such a long time. How Schnergle have you been? Gettin any strange schnergle? I got this one piece of schnergle that was tight as an ugly third grader. I schnergled the schnerg outta her.
by Schnergle March 25, 2008
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by Franzi March 23, 2005
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by T-C-M-B May 8, 2008
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