schnabl

a small, fat chode

Ew, I heard he has a schnabl.

He sent pictures of his schnabl and she threw up in disgust.

by lizzie blackenshnakers December 5, 2010

Shnailing

Chilling or lounging with friends

“Where is Chris?”
“He’s shnailing with his new girl.”

by Snailloved101 November 6, 2022

schnill

Butt cheek slap schneller pls neel

Schnill neel schnill!!!!

by AirMelon May 18, 2021

Schnagles

Any interaction between a sober person and a drunk person.

Phil's schnagles with her last night were funny, he messed with her while she was drunk and he was sober.

by cookieman8 September 12, 2010

schnarlin'

Fellatio; (oral sex.)

We were in the back of the Camaro and I thought she was going inside. I opened a couple of beers and next thing you know I was getting a schnarlin'.

by Raul Duke January 17, 2003

schnildo

A device similar to a dildo crafted for the purpose of a man being able to SCHNOODLE when a partner is not available. Looks just like a dildo, but with a foreskin attached for schnoodling purposes.

"Dammit, I've got no one to schnoodle with... but wait, this schnildo will do the trick!"

"Schnoodle-dog get over here!"

by Martend August 6, 2008

Shnailbag

Bag filled with a shnail or shnails or an out and out idiot.

Guy 1: "Ah you shnailbag"!
Guy 2 " Sorry , i thought the cat was fireproof"!

by rooskine July 7, 2010