schlik

Also "shlik" or "schlick". Onomatopoeia. The female counterpart to "fap"; a noise created when masturbating/fingering.

And the pussy went 'schlik schlik schlik'!

by alabu July 22, 2010

schmidlin

1. A gibberish cuss word. 2. Used to indicate an incompetent or worthless person. 3. An involuntary and/or nervous twitch, involving the head but primarily the neck. 4. Nonsense words used to describe anything unappealing or distasteful

"All day, Johnny was being a schmidlin, sitting on the couch while Mary cleaned the house."

by KyleRockafella October 16, 2008

schmako

A type of dog food product. Usually biscuits shaped as bones

treats

Giving your ex a schmako, because dogs go crazy for some schmakos.

by Caitlin Hewitt July 6, 2011

Schmidt Loks

Da type a nigga that's chill with anyone. Da type a nigga to smoke a backwoods, crack open a cold ones with the bois, play a few matches of fortnite and still be able to fuck your bitch.
Acts a lil gay, but NO homo.

Chino: Ayy imma bout to smoke a backwoods w/ Schmidt Loks then let him fuck my bitch.

Magaña: Id fuck Schmidt NO homo tho.

by 🅱ino Lasagna June 16, 2018

Schmichael

An amazing person who is rather strange but very sweet inside. Usually seen with a beard and mustache but it makes no difference to his amazing humour. Although sometimes regarded as a btech Emilie he is a genuinely nice person. He is very intelligent but NEVER annoying about it and he is always helpful.

Look at that cool dude
Yeah it's Schmichael he's like that

by rando1234566789 May 20, 2020

schmidhuber

1. To interject for a moment and explain how one's recent popular idea is a few transformations away from your 1991 paper.

2. To miraculously produce fifty years of relevant literature after someone claims to trace the origin of an idea in a particular work.

1. Jan schmidhubered Harry right after his presentation, claiming that he took entire pieces of her project without credit.

2a. If you send in your paper with five references, the PI is going to schmidhuber you.

2b. ...And that's why you can't claim that Tesla was not the originator of electricity1. #schmidhubered

1 Democritus et al., 37th Sunday Demos 460 B.C. Oral.

by BeLeHin (not Salman) April 21, 2022

Fitty Schmidty

This is the celebration name of a giant celebration celebrating Mr. Schmidt working out for the first time in his life.

Yayyyyyy all hail Fitty Schmidty

by clobamacare December 17, 2019