schmeik 

To smoke a lot of dank OG like a real OG, chya feel? Shmeik = smoke dank weed.

Him: "Hey you wanna schmeik?"
Her: "Only if we shmeik and then skeet"
Him: ????

schmeik by OG_Krypton November 14, 2018

schmeckle 

Yiddish term for penis.

Oh dear, it looks like I've got some schmutz on my schmeckle!

schmeckle by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

schmekter 

Noun. The residue left on one's chest after having wiped away most of a dusseldorf or cleveland steamer.

I didn't fart. I just have a little bit of schmekter on my chest.

schmekter by ps3 in the b November 17, 2006

schmeeked 

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're so schmeeked

schmeeked by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

schmerkle 

could mean anything you want

"I could schmerkle a few beers"
"i mite schmerkle or lass tonight

schmerkle by batandball February 8, 2010

schmeck 

A schmeck is a small whiff, ie. a portion of food so small it's barely enough to smell... the full phrase is "schmeck and a lech"... a portion of food so small it's barely a smell and lick.

The chocolate mousse dessert was good but at $12 it shoulda been more than a schmeck and a lech.

schmeck by Uncle Incest October 26, 2008

Schmeckle 

A currency shared in all dimensions.

Morty: Hey Rick! Can you buy me that space sex robot!?
Rick: I don't have any more Schmeckles, Mor-arrgh-rty!

Schmeckle by Tekkawarrior May 2, 2016