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German Scheisse Video

A pornographic film featuring the actors defecating or playing with human excrement. Not unlike the infamous '2 girls 1 cup' video, although this would be the most extreme form.

Adult stores are quite common in Germany, these are the DVDs in a solid black case with only writing on them, no photos.

This is the correct German spelling.
I picked up a German Scheisse Video in Frankfurt!
by keger26 December 18, 2011
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scheisse

Properly written Scheiße.

German for 'shit' and like in English, is a vulgarity. It can be used as an exclamation and a synonym for feces.

The verb 'To shit (deficate)' is Scheißen.

The soft E on the end is often dropped in common conversation or in times of emergancy but is seldom used by English speaking people and they may assume you're mispronouncing it.
Treten nicht in die scheisse! (Don't step in the shit!)

Ich muss scheissen, entschudigung. (I have to shit, excuse me.)

Scheiss! Es ist defekt. (Shit! It's busted.)
by Bluehawk December 31, 2005
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Scheissenbedaurn

Scheissenbedaurn is the vague sense of disappointment that something thought to be really bad or in awful taste turns out to be not as bad as expected. (From the German, meaning literally: "shit-regret")
I left concerts by the Dixie Chicks and by Britney Spears with a vague sense of scheissenbedaurn. They merely mildly sucked, but neither was the world-class suckfest I longed for. The same thing cannot be said about the enormity that is a Barbra Streisand concert.
by Duckbutt October 27, 2006
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scheisskalt

fucking cold, damn cold
'scheisskalt' literally means 'shit cold'
Draussen ist es scheisskalt - noutside it's shit cold
Die Dusche ist scheiskalt - the shower ist fucking cold
by Boerge January 9, 2014
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Scheiss

'Scheiss' as a somewhat shorter form of 'scheisse' (shit, crap)
Scheiss in general is often used the same way, as 'fuck' in US Englisch...
In German language, e.g. 'scheiss' (from Scheisse - shit) and 'egal' (equal) becomes 'scheissegal' which means whatever but with an 'fucking whatever' in mind.
So ein Scheiss - What a shit
Was für ein Scheiss hast Du gemacht? - What crap did you do?
by Boerge January 11, 2014
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schmeitz

cheers guys, i'm schmeitzing
by Dave Feinberg&Dan Rosengarten September 26, 2018
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SchmIsaac SchmKmazal

The one kid at school with super annoying parents and no friends. He tells on absolutely everybody. I Changed his name so if he looks his name up he cant find it and therefore tell on me
Oh my god sto being such a SchmIsaac SchmKmazal
by PineappleWeeb September 6, 2019
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