Schmeat

Schmeat is the result of the marriage between the German Surname SCHMITT and the English word MEAT. It is a dick joke of Western Pennsylvanian origins, though its usage has flourished in recent years, especially among the Asian-American motion graphics animator population. In fact, its usage as a euphemism has become antiquated and archaic. Schmeat has actually evolved in to one of those rare catch all words on par with "fuck". Its versatility makes it the appropriate substitute for almost any part of speech.

"I'm gonna take a Schmeat!"

"Uh....Schmeat!"

"Schmeat!!!!"

by TheRealSchmeat January 8, 2009

Schmeat

A small, yet not tiny penis (usually 3 inches or less) *Not to be confused with shmeat

Girl 1: "girl, big news...or little news that is"
Girl 2: "Omg, what is it"
Girl 1: "Johnny and I had sex last night, but its not as exciting as you think. Johhny has a schmeat"
Girl 2: "Well at least that makes me feel blessed that David is average"

by howlongcantheasebe? April 30, 2015

schmeat

Schmeat is faux meat from soy or gluten sources. Soy meats include veggie versions of beef, pork, chicken and turkey.

I made a pizza with pepperoni schmeat. I can make a club sandwich exclusively from schmeats: veggie ham, veggie turkey, veggie bacon and veggie salami topped with soy cheese!

by nycisme February 2, 2014

Schmeat

a person who has a small penis

it is the opposite to schlong.

"Yo Gonzo has a schmeat"
"No man I heard Carlos had a schmeat, his girlfriend told me"

by EjaculatoryAid May 17, 2015

Schmeat

saucy meat

Did you hear about susan? he was giving out his schmeat last night at the changs party

by luckylibra June 24, 2019

schmasturbate

The fourth "S". What you do after you shower, shit, and shave.

Bill: "Hey man what took you so long to get here? Kickoff was 10 minutes ago!"

Ray: "Sorry man I barely had time to do the 4 S's and stop at the liquor store before the game started."

Bill: "4 S's? I thought there were only 3."

Ray: "nope, 4. Shower, shit, shave, and schmasturbate."

by jeffrotull87 April 11, 2012

Schemastick

Schemastick v.:

A word combining excuse, me, and, my, stick, which could refer to anything cylindrical shaped.

"Schemastick."
"Sure you can get past"

by KnightmrInArmr January 20, 2005