by Spazzydizzle March 19, 2014

schlumping is when two completely "secret gays" are in an area together, whether it be at a bon fire, social gathering, or grocery store and you sense their vibe...the vibe that screams we'd like to fuck, and as the night persists they do.
by ktkattdd January 5, 2009

The state of being in a very fat nap, usually lasting between 5-40 minutes. Typically very obese people have experienced this phenomenon, but it can happen to healthy people. Also people who are fat schlump tend use anything from a Cards Against Humanity box, to a water bottle as a pillow, and can sleep anywhere available at the time.
Patrick: "Yo, wheres Victor?"
John: "He's over there, and he's sleeping on my trombone case!"
Patrick: "Damn, he fat schlump."
John: "He's over there, and he's sleeping on my trombone case!"
Patrick: "Damn, he fat schlump."
by vicast115 January 23, 2019

slang for sleep. Can be used as an adjective to describe someones mood for a day. use this term when you are so tired the only thing you care to do is rub your Weiner. say it as soon as you hit the hay and slowly sink into the pillow.
adj: damn mike looks schlumpy schlump
noun: its schlumpy schlump time or I can't wait to go schlumpy schlump
noun: its schlumpy schlump time or I can't wait to go schlumpy schlump
by yerpdaddy January 25, 2019

"dude wake up"
*waking up*
"What year is this, where am I, why are we here, where is John Lennon, what is life?"
"oh you got a nap schlumped ,dont you?
*waking up*
"What year is this, where am I, why are we here, where is John Lennon, what is life?"
"oh you got a nap schlumped ,dont you?
by Phewthank-eenuh May 28, 2018

When a nigga gets knocked out or fucked up. Can also be used to describe an unimaginable ass fucking.
Example 1: Yo did you just see my nigga Jameson get molly schlumped by Gio?
Example 2: Man Brandon, I just molly schlumped that bitch pretty hard.
Example 2: Man Brandon, I just molly schlumped that bitch pretty hard.
by Gum-Gum January 14, 2019

by The Curler June 15, 2018
