Schlafsläcken

When you're too lazy to get up to pee in the middle of the night. More generally, when you're too lazy to get get out of bed.

I didn't sleep well because I had severe schlafsläcken and should have gotten up to pee.

by blocky38 September 15, 2021

Schlefstein

Last name for the most interesting people in the world. Usually very well endowed.

If you know a Schlefstein, they are a light on your life.

“I heard you’re talking to a Schlefstein? Don’t fuck it up, he’s a catch”

by IStreamtit January 13, 2022

Schlüffen

Verb in Yiddish or German, to take a cat nap in the middle of the day, even at work.

Follow my advice. Gei schlüffen in your office, see how your boss will react.

by Sexydimma March 12, 2022

Schlussy

Schlatts merch slippers foot hole

"I got the new Schlussy's and I'm going to do unspeakable things to them"

by Baji.0o0 July 4, 2022

schluffer

a lazy, unmotivated person.
Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.

Anna skipped out on biking again today for no apparent reason. What a schluffer.

by Mike Early May 12, 2006

Schluff

Schluff (v.)-- To disregard an activity without any intention of returning to said activity.

I'm just going to Schluff it off, because I just don't want to do it.

by Colonel Krumpetfunkel April 18, 2006

phone schluff

Using the phone and specific words / tones for the sole purpose of helping the person on the other end of the line fall asleep and/or take a nap.

Similar to phone sex, yet with a different desired result.
Often times used after a successful phone sex session

As he laid in bed, she called him and she provided phone schluff -- he was soon fast asleep.

by Jopher714 March 28, 2010