schmouse

Schmouse is an animal that is very small but fuzzy and cuddly. Known to have a rather large penis. They are very friendly and cute. Schmouses are the most lovable creatures ever! They love you for who you are! Often very lazy, tired and loves to sleep. Never stop loving a schmouse because they are one of a kind.

1) I love my schmouse so much!
2) Schmouse is so cute!

by anonymous October 23, 2020

Schlosser

(Sh-lah-sir) a person or persons whom licks windows, particularly, but not limited to windows containing boogers and or fly dung.

They come from a long line of Schlosser’s

by Firstclassasshole March 29, 2023

Schlossed

To completely and thoroughly dick over somebody without regard to morals or integrity

Jim completely schlossed Texas A&M when he bailed on the Aggie baseball team for tu the day after the Aggies played in their first ever national championship and Jim promised that he would never leave Texas A&M, because it was the job that he schlossed his family for when he left TCU.

by Tamutakeover June 26, 2024

schloppy schlauser

Having a massive movement of diarrhea while vomiting nearly everything eaten in the past 24 hours. Usually onset by massive amounts of alcohol.

"Did you hear?! Spencer was schloppy schlausered last night. The bathroom's a mess."

by Jpt100 October 13, 2008