Schloopy

A half erected penis, so that it's hard but has a slight bend or curve to it. Also can be used as an insult to Asians.

Example 1: That girl wasn't too hot, so i got a schloopy.
Example 2:
Dude: Holy shit you're such a fucking schloopy
Asian: WAA!

by yanoboner July 7, 2010

shlooby

gross or unkempt

sam is feeling shlooby

by bong111 May 15, 2016

Schlooty

An adjective for a non-slutty person pretending to be slutty.

She looks schlooty in that dress.

by BenBenPCP June 15, 2019

Schloopy

To slap a titty.

She was riding me, I gave her a schloopy. She never saw it coming.

by MrFuxsWell December 7, 2019

Schlobbykabinski

Large mess up or a conundrum

Usually something that is not good
This can be used in many form generally as a better use of the term "fuck up"

My day was going good until lunch when I dropped my food

That was a schlobbykabinski

by Ochisan November 8, 2023

YouTube Schloob

A You Tube commenter who just whines about something related to the video or another comment, usually with poor spelling and grammar. They generally don't seem to get the point of the video or comment and go off on some minor issue they take offense with.

Did you see the comment from QrCF21? about that funny video:

"WELL maby your JUST living some were they dont have real ones i gess!!!"

What a YouTube Schloob.

by Mrpicasso February 18, 2009

schloob

shity lubrications that you get at walmart

that schloob was as sticky as syrup

by brady171 May 7, 2009