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Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024
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Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024
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Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
by Thumper of Flower November 23, 2024
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schloming

When one is embraced in such a deep schlom, it means they are unable to move any part of their body due to the consumption of either: Weed, Alcohol, and most commonly but least recognised, food. The Schlom can take over your life, and with no serious cure, the only way to get rid of it is to schlom even harder!
Nah bruv, swear down the other day I was schloming so 'ard I coudlnt even tell if I was naked or wearing a wetsuit.
by Schlom March 10, 2015
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Schlouping

Schloup / Schlouping: the state between being awake and asleep while listening to mellow music generally and in comfortable clothing.
I fancy just schlouping about today.
by mkgillespie November 13, 2015
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Schlooching

The act of unintentionally smearing frozen yogurt on something.
"No more windshield schlooching for you," said Thomas to his cup of froyo, setting it on the dashboard for the second time, more delicately now.
by TheGingeraffe June 27, 2018
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Schlompin

Schlompin is the act of "schlompin" to someone, something, or a doing Horrific acts of treachery and treason.
Bro im going to absolutely destroy her so hard bro, just wait im going to be schlompin so hard on her.
by ANUSFOOTPUSSY December 6, 2019
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