A form of local/regional hard liquor, often characterized by its lack of international appeal and poor methods of distillation. For example, Kentucky Bourbon won't be considered a schlough, however, Nigerian Palm Wine is.
"Ah dude, when we get to the Philippines, we need to get ass over backwards hammered off that local schlough!"
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Get the Schlong Doggled mug.The act of consuming alcohol until the point where a person is unable to think, speak or make rational decisions.
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Get the Schlong around the cone mug.Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.
"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"
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Get the oblong schlong mug.The condition in which your balls stick to your leg after sitting/standing around for an extended period of time in a hot environment.
Symptoms include walking like a penguin and extended scratching sessions.
Symptoms include walking like a penguin and extended scratching sessions.
People worry about blood clots in Economy Class, although schlongbosis is a condition affecting 1 in 2 males.
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Get the Schlongbosis mug.1. The word used when describing the feeling of drugs such as marijuana, LSD, psilocybin, MDMA, etc.
2. A word that can be used interchangeably with “good” in any sentence.
3. Slang word for “what’s good”.
2. A word that can be used interchangeably with “good” in any sentence.
3. Slang word for “what’s good”.
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