Schleef

Schleef is a male version of queef. AKA a penis fart.

I told Josh that when that chick was done blowing me I schleefed on her cheek.

by RickyAwesome August 1, 2009

Schmief

A gaseous excretion from the penis.

After she quiefed on her boyfriend, he retaliated with a powerful schmief of his own.

by Stenman May 4, 2004

schleff

n. Someone who possesses an alarming abundance of extraordinarily lame ideas and cultivates them into actions. Although these folk usually have no motive or reasoning for their unapologetic ignorance, some use these actions for personal gain...like to reach a level of awesomeness that would otherwise be unattainable, and for the most part will remain so.

Biscuits: I heard Matt bought a camaro just to join the IROC club.
Tina: Did he really??
Biscuits: Yea, but the ass-clown bought an RS instead of a z28!
Tina: HAHAHA, he is such a schleff!

by bananamanboy October 20, 2007

schliegengrifte

An awesome pagan festival held each Yule where only the most hot bros get invited and they have lunch together and talk a lot of sense about music and musicians, and bitches hang around the outskirts hoping to be included.

Hans: Hey did you get to this year's Schliegengrifte?

Kurt: What's it to you, dickwad?

by schliegenoberfuhrer January 12, 2015

schleif

When two guys screw both holes on a girl at the same time.

Me and my buddy totally schleifed Mary Jane Rottencrotch last night.

by c August 20, 2003

Schlieman Schnot

When you're in a swimming pool etc. and you snot a water boogie. Pleasant.

A pool in zante...
Person 1 : "ohww you've got a little schlieman schnot"

by H&S October 10, 2008

von schlieffened

The act of flanking or attacking from behind which often involves in bamboozling the enemy. Based on the Schlieffen plan from WW I, it was conceived by the German strategist Alfred Von Schlieffen.

Fuck They Von Schlieffened us

by Vombat May 2, 2020