schlickers

if you are said to be schlickers you must be the SHIZ.

yeah i know a girl called francesca an she is schlickers

by schlickers queen August 30, 2009

Schlenker

Noun: A versatile eating utensil, usually a spork with a jagged edge for cutting and a straw for a handle. See verb form: "to Schlenk".

1) John: "Gee, Cyndi, I am so very confused by all of the silverware at the table right now."

Cyndi: "Silly, you should have ordered a Schlenker. It would make eating a snap. And it's only $19.95 if you order now!"

John: "Now I'll be able to eat lasagna, tough steak, and chocolate pudding while drinking out of a juice box at the same time! Thanks, Schlenker!"

by ShrEnjoy August 23, 2011

schlonckered

To be so tired or fucked up that your probably just dead

I was so Schlonckered last night that I woke up next to Sienna Mae

by Sienna Mae March 11, 2022

get schlockered

The most tipsy you can possibly be without getting drunk.

"Hey man are we getting drunk tonight?"
"No, let's just get schlockered"

by pwhunt August 1, 2017

flopper schnecker floodle

A woman who has a nice ass and is hot, but smells like eggs or poop and is disgusting

That milf is so gross, she’s a flopper schnecker floodle

by Jackson Luther August 9, 2020

Schlicher

Shit licker (german)
one who licks shit

he licked shit.
he is a Schlicher.

by nygirl77 October 27, 2010

Schlecked

Verb;

To be completely and utterly destroyed by two long-faced Luxembourgers.

While riding the Ventoux, we got Schlecked.

I got Schlecked!

I didn't get hosed, I got Schlecked.

During our bike race, two brothers came along and Schlecked us!

by Btown_Cutters July 25, 2009