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SCHLEYER

the shit pretty much. An old German name that has defeated countless amounts of bitches. Many girls are not able to withstand the Schleyer man.
you tell a girl you are a schleyer and she is on you like white on rice.
by MarkMack November 16, 2007
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Schlecker

Stealing a girl at a party/gathering that some one else called dibs on.
John totally pulled a Schlecker on me at the party last night.
by D U February 3, 2010
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Schieder

Any man whose ability to have sex is only rivaled by his attractive personal appearance and penis size. A "Schieder" can also speak every language (including brail), his shirts never wrinkle, he is left-handed and right-handed, and is known for his ability to serve sizzling fajita platters barehanded.
Dude, did you see that Schieder, he was totally serving sizzling fajita platters barehanded.
by Schiester12344321 January 12, 2010
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Mr.Scheyder

The social awkward teacher that plays disc golf, has lousy jokes, is a bit fruity at times, wears plaid and different colored socks. He also talks about how hot his wife is all the time and has a broken shoulder.
Mr.Scheyeder is definitely gay.
Mr.Scheyder's disc is named banana pudding.
Mr.Scheyder carpools kids for free.
Mr.Scheyder says depressed jokes all the time.
Mr.Scheyder listens to depressing yet gay songs repeatedly.
Mr.Scheyeder stands like an eight-month pregnant mom.
Mr.Scheyder is emotionally attached to his discs smh.
Mr.Scheyder is definitely cheating on his wife with banana pudding, I see them during class, he thinks he's slick.
Mr.Scheyder is such a socially awkward teacher smh.
by The love of Chuuya's life March 9, 2021
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shiksa schlepper

Shiksa schlepper-A Jewish guy who always has to bring a BEAUTIFUL Blonde Catholic girl to all social events, to one-up his friends, and make the Jewish girls jealous.
Melvin brought this gorgeous blonde to our Sigma Alpha Mu fraternity party last night. Killer body, too! What a shiksa schlepper!
by B. Ebstein February 16, 2008
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Schlande

Danish word for a flappy penis.
"Oh, he has a giant schlande!"
by Tobias Elof Nielsen April 6, 2007
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schlongerdongadingdong

a rather large penis that smells slightly of fish.
he had a bit of a schlongerdongadingdong.
by harry trewhitt February 2, 2007
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