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Faggots who smoke hefty amounts of shitty schwag.
"Those schwaggots don't know shit about dank."
schwaggot by natcat April 18, 2008

Getting Schlagered 

Face first, hands second.

This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.
He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.

(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)
Getting Schlagered by RAWphenom October 18, 2011

schwaggtastiq 

Excellent, amazing, kick-butt. Root-word "swag"
That hat is so Schwaggtastiq...you're looking mighty Schwaggtastiq today.

Schlägmän 

A Schlägmän is the german version of deez. Deez nuts, schlägmän nuts. This is how it works.
You look very Schlägmän today.
Schlägmän by harald lesch February 10, 2022

Schlager Fuchs 

(1)anthropomorphic red fox of German and Scottish descent who enjoys consuming alcohol especially Gold Schlager or Jaegermeister.

(2)name derives from two factors: (a)Schlager for his fondness of the drink (b)Fuchs which is the German word for fox.
"Man, that Schlager Fuchs sure can hold his liquor!"
Schlager Fuchs by Matthew MacDougall December 10, 2007

Schlaught 

being really Slutty! a major whore
damn can you belive that shes wearing that!

i know she looks like a total schlaught!
Schlaught by TwinkleBabii June 28, 2010